TO KNOW THE SPARECHANGE CREW
Place of Origin: next to the still
Occupation: Hair Stylist (get me a job in cali someone!) Professional smartass
Marital Status: i drink alone...
Favorite Quote: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning... that's as good as they're going to feel all day."-Frank Sinatra
Something that has to do with a dumper i'm sure.. and anything GG.. it just depends on the mood!
Life Goal: To screw the president.. and make a fortune selling purses with my name on them.. with a special little place for cigars.
Momentary Goal: To get the loot to get there.
Personal Heroes: Marilyn Monroe, Edith Head, Max Factor, Cyndi Lauper
Most Likely to Be Found: Stressing, on ebay, needing a drink, having a drink. hehe, playing with my 65 dodge.. norma..
Least Likely to be Found: sane, being pleasant, at the mall, up someones ass
Weaknesses: Tofurky Jerky, a good toner, triumphs (rarrrrr), tattooed necks,good hair, makeup, 50s b movies
Favorite Pastimes: Watching Sid and Marty Kroffts stuff, Hanna Barbara cartoons, Cheesy Horror and Porn ;)
Favorite Movies: all bad 50s b horror, Hellraiser, Thunder Road, Clay Pigeons
Favorite Songs of the Moment: Little Ramona... -BR549 87 Southbound - Wayne "the train" Hancock, anything Billy Idol, and Mad Mad Bad Bad Mamma- Empress of Fur
Hellbent Harlot w/ her pup Heffy...
The Harlot being goofy...!
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